As at workplaces all over the world this morning (the U.S.A. and Canada), people here are talking about the big show last night.
Several people who haven't watched the show regularly didn't know Jared Cotter and were trying to figure out which one he was. Because I had on an argyle sweater, I did my best Jared small steppin' If You Really Loved Me impersonation and then they figured it out. I think it was my eyebrows that sold it.
I'm trying to figure out how to do my best Antonella Barba. Anyone got a bunch of rose petals I can borrow?
Sabrina? Those curls were simply too tight for America. Had you used some sort of hair relaxant, Haley wouldn't still be dazed and confused over what happened.
Sundance needs a job. Preferably something where there's no 'singing'.
Would somebody please tickle Sanjaya's balls down in time for next week?