Friday, March 09, 2007

Will Diana Ross Be The Trainwreck I'm Hoping For?

As at workplaces all over the world this morning (the U.S.A. and Canada), people here are talking about the big show last night.

Several people who haven't watched the show regularly didn't know Jared Cotter and were trying to figure out which one he was. Because I had on an argyle sweater, I did my best Jared small steppin' If You Really Loved Me impersonation and then they figured it out. I think it was my eyebrows that sold it.

I'm trying to figure out how to do my best Antonella Barba. Anyone got a bunch of rose petals I can borrow?

Sabrina? Those curls were simply too tight for America. Had you used some sort of hair relaxant, Haley wouldn't still be dazed and confused over what happened.

Sundance needs a job. Preferably something where there's no 'singing'.

Would somebody please tickle Sanjaya's balls down in time for next week?


Jake's Mom said...

I think they need more than tickling...I think you have to check if they are even there. And I said YOU check. I agree with you on Sundance and I am still shaking my head about Haley.
I still think Melinda.
I am glad I promised CP to watch for only one season.

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm not getting a pretty visual out of any of this. Except for you imitating the NJSH, of course.

Dale said...

You think a lot Jake's Mom. I recommend stopping this at once.

You think too much CP, I recommend stopping this at once.