Thursday, May 25, 2006

Congratulations, Taylor!

Whew, what a relief! Now I can really stop being mean to Katharine.

It was a great AI season this year, and now that Katharine has not won, Min & I can watch in 2007! Stay tuned until then.


Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Crack Whore knows Katharine!

I just got the worst news. Last night I called my friend Greg (aka "the Crack Whore") in Los Angeles, just to say "hi" and to make sure he'd be voting for Taylor. He didn't pick up, so I left a message.

This morning I found a message from him on my cell phone.

"Hello dawling, it's Greg, and I'm very sorry to have to report to you that I am indeed a Katharine fan, because I know her-- and she's actually really nice."

This situation is even worse than I thought.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Past Idol Hits

So I've been randomly googling things tonight, and I've discovered that a lot of Idol finalists that you wouldn't expect to have albums actually do. Sure, you know that all the winners do, and Clay Aiken does, and Bo Bice does, too. But did you know that George Huff and Latoya London do? How about Carmen? And did you know that John Stevens does, too? Heck, he even released a single.

It makes you speculate about the finalists from this year...who will be releasing something in the next year? Please let it not be that closeted homosexual from Illinois. Or Bobby Brady. He sucked, too. And that Brenna chick. She deserves nothing but administrative tasks in a cubicle out of life.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Dance, Katherine McPhee, DANCE

Katherine, you're a really, really good dancer. You should definitely dance a lot tomorrow night. It really shows your style and proves that you are a serious artist. Plus sometimes your shirt pulls up and shows even more of your belly than usual. Bellies are sexy, and not at all 2001, so showing your belly is good. Find another one of those suits that exposes your belly. That's classy AND sexy.

I especially like it when you dance and sing and kick. The kicking is great. And don't forget to add hand gestures...that really emphasises your rhythm.

Dancing will definitely help you win.

So dance, Katherine. Dance!