Let's find a new mascot, shall we? Remember to vote for your favorite (in the comments) so he/she doesn't get sent to obscurity. This...is American Idolatry.
|The Chosen One: An Original Recipe Bucket 'O Dysfunction + Lambertesque Vocals|
|The Monkey: A Portrait of Misplaced Whimsy|
|Idolus Prime: Gone In 60 Seconds|
|Howler: Earnestness Via 'Nad Squeezing|
|Medusa Ladyman: Doing His Best To Look Like Paula Abdul|
|The Snakeman: The Best in Jaw Dislocation|
|The Wanderer: All who wander are not lost...but this one probably is|
|The Yogakranian: I would feel better knowing where she was at all times so I could protect my vital organs|
Place your votes in the comments. If my spammer friend out comments you, I'm going with the Yogakranian.