I don't know about you, but I thought last night looked like it might be a trial run for putting HCJ at the grumpy end of the judges panel. Here's why:
- He wasn't afraid to slag contestants (see Casey)
- He proved he could take what Ellen dished out
- He showed that he would add value by taking a hands-on approach to the contestants (and not necessarily in a dirty way)
- He certainly can be easy on the eyes if you don't look directly at him (just like Simon).
- He'll give Ryan a run for his spray tan supplies.
- And his accent is cute.
Note for the future AI: It might be nice to rotate the people who sit in the grumpy chair every season. Here's my list for the next 7 seasons:
- Sue Sylvester
- Cyndi Lauper
- Meatloaf
- Coaster Punchman
- Alf
- Weird Al
