Well, since this is a first time, I may be wrong but are the judges suppose to suck the last little bit of self-esteem out of these crooners? Paula doesn't say much, she looks like she has had one too many Valium. Simon just looks like he thinks he's a god. Jewel was having fun and trying to help but Randy must have found an inner meanie after he lost weight.
Some of the performers were fun, like the kid who couldn't carry a tune in a bucket while twirling his bamboo baton. He has a bit of an anger problem. Or the girl who was channeling Bert Lahr. How about Amish boy does "minniesoda". And the Appolo Creed wannabe...YIKES. But it takes a lot of nerve to get up in front of Simon, knowing he's the one to go to when you no longer stand to feel good about yourself.
Teshawn tried, she needs vocal lessons, and the sailor was good but needs backup. Pimple boy had a good try out but I couldn't help but stare at that crater on the end of his nose (make-up???) Michelle was good but needs more confidence. Some wore weird outfit and I hope it was by choice, not that someone selected it for them.
Oh well, looking forward to next week. I have come to realize I am not the world's worst vocalist!!...until Simon hears me that is.
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Surprisingly, Randy was the meanest one tonight. Maybe he's trying to change his image, daaaaawg.
Yes, what's with Simon calling everyone dear and him kissing Paula the puffy coke whore there at the end?
Oh, and yes, it's their job to suck the esteem away. Nobody does well starting out with a full bucket.
Understood now. Remember, I'm a virgin to American Idol. CP thought this would be a good distraction for me. I get a lift over some who think they are the next Streisand. Have they no ears? :}:}:}:}:}
Let the games begin!
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