Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Two Hours I Won't Get Back

Paula is acting like a drunken cheerleader, maybe she is a drunken cheerleader. She has to soften the blows that Simon and Randy dish out.

But then again, these people (I use the term loosely) know the show and so I'm certain they know that Simon gets a woody by eating up and spitting out worst of the worst. Tonight we saw many living in Seattle, also this was not their first shot at getting Cheneyed.

I listened...I will get you later CP...and liked the East Indian chicky and her bro'. I think it great they cheered each other. 6'7" R-E-S-P-E-C-T lady did good. She needs moving lessons. Rudy was good too.

Now many of these people (again loosely) would seem more comfortable on say the Jerry Springer show and if I had absolutely NO self-esteem I would watch Jerry to see if any showed up. Such as "Hotness" of which nothing screamed more than trashy (and it probably cost her a lot to look that way) but I did enjoy her telling Simon exactly, bleeps included, what she thought of him. And what about Frodo aka Kenneth or his metabolism challenged friend, after getting a tongue lashing still believed they would end up with a full entertainment contract in L.A. And to top it all Carrot Top's alter ego showed up. And what was that fish net get up?None but the few I mentioned above could carry a tune even if they had a bucket.

I did get a giggle out of the hairdresser Hicks wanna be tried to "purty up" Simon and got shown the door with help.


Nurse Ratchet said...

What's not to love about a drunken cheerleader? They're cute when they fall :) I was out of the room when "Hotness" made her debut. Darn! She not only sounds gorgeous, but eloquent in her execution of Simon's tongue lashing. Wouldn't it be funny if Frodo and his sidekick showed up at every audition?? That would serve Simon right!!!

N.V. said...

I absolutely loved the East Indian siblings, especially the boy. His voice was amazing. I had a huge smile on my face when those two were auditioning.

See? :D