Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The first two hours

Oh. My. God.

That was two hours of my life I will NEVER get back! Horrible! I only saw one person I was even remotely interested in watching continue -- the one that sang "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." She will make it to the finals - I bet cha... (I can't remember her name... my mind is numb.)

The "crack baby" was good, but didn't really have the look... unless they can pull an Elliott on her and do a complete makeover.

AND what was up with the girl that sang like the Lion in the Wizard of Oz? Crap! Total crap.

Minnesota was abismal... I hope they find better in Seattle. They have to... they couldn't get much worse...

God, I hope not.

One more thing... Paula didn't say much tonight. Was she too stoned? Like when the last performer (and I use that term loosely) finished, she was asked what she thought. What did she say? "Live fast"... WTF? I'm worried about her.


Dale said...

I was sort of hoping that Jewel would hand out lady shavers to the losers. Who will save your soul when you're back living in your van down by the river lady?

Coaster Punchman Judges the Idols! said...

Sorry... I automatically veto the bi... um I mean girl who sang "Rainbow." Get a new fucking song. Jesus Christ already.


Anonymous said...

I'm thinkin Paula hit up the cough syrup tonight, I'm surprised she didn't hand out bottles of Robitussin.

Dena said...

I doubt that drinking is Paula's problem. Give me one more Tylenol cold/flu tonight and I'm Paula. That bitch is popping sinutab!

Nurse Ratchet said...

Can you say Vicodin? Come on, Paula..say it with me " I need help."