Thursday, January 18, 2007

Get your blue suede shoes ready for Memphis!!

Ah, Memphis. City of BBQ, blues, and 10,000 Elvis impersonators. Nothing says hospitality and warmth like a fat man stuffed into a white jumpsuit. That reminds me, I'm out of Moon Pies and RC Cola. I'm hoping beyond belief that Memphis will showcase more talent than fruitflies. Let's all take a deep breath and put that horror show called Seattle, behind us.


Bubs said...

I'm betting that Memphis, with all its barbecue, will provide a larger than usual number of, uh, large contestants. I'm already cringing at the thought of all the bad Elvis/rockabilly-themed novelty acts we're likely to see.

Jake's Mom said...

They spoiled Seattle for me...hope I don't have any relatives there.

Nurse Ratchet said...

I don't have any relatives in Seattle. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!