Thursday, January 18, 2007

Thomas Daniels: The next American Drunkard


Thomas "Jack" Daniels becomes the latest A.I. contestant to have his criminal record exposed:

American Idol Wannabe Already Has a Record


Oh well. He's not creepy and hostile like those two twins, Terrell and Derrell, from last season. He just seems like a goofy, happy-go-lucky kid with a binge drinking problem, and what's not to like about that?

2 comments:

Narrator said...

Tito was pretty cute. However, I don't get wet for drunkies. I withdraw my horniness.

Narrator said...

I like the ring on Tito's fat neck.