Idol Didol Dee

I have been uninspired with this season's Idol. And now that the top 12 have been plucked and fucked, it seems silly to go back and give the girls the same treatment I gave the boys.

So we'll start fresh this week.

I will say that it's very possible I'm wrong about certain people being in danger of getting voted out. If Sanjaya is still around, then I've greatly underestimated the stupidity of Americans. You weren't stupid enough to vote for Bush -- I'll give you that much. But Sanjaya? Nevermind Iraq and Afghanistan: this is the real atrocity.

Stay tuned for more hatred.