Friday, April 20, 2007

Fergie is a whore

Get those lady lumps off the damn stage, freak.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow such anger at Fergie. I know her, she is not a whore nor a freak, she is a woman who has one man she is going to marry and is a sweet person . Get a life, and stop beating on her.

Jake's Mom said...

Mindy, it's Margie. Who is Fergie?

Dale said...

You know. Fergie, the country music star? I was hoping she'd pee her pants again onstage. Meth whore.

Melinda June said...

Wow, anonymous. You know fergie?

So would you ask her how I'm supposed to explain the lyrics to "My Humps"?

How I credibly argue with my teenage nephews that women are not gold-digging prick teases who really want a good fucking even when they say no?

Perhaps the private Fergie is not a sexual whore and it is unfair to insinuate that she is promiscuous. But if that the case, then the public Fergie is a commercial one for taking part in that ridiculous song for money. And if you make millions off of acting like one on stage, then part of the deal is that people who DON'T know you will assume, and you have to take it as the cost of fame.

Melinda June said...

Marg, Fergie is the former lead singer of the Black-Eyed Peas, and is currently promoting a solo album. On our version of AI, she performed at the results show (the blonde that wasn't Martina McBride). She has achieved great fame as an individual by singing a song called "My Humps" that basically says that men want to have sex with her so she lets them buy her lots of designer goods in exchange for touching her "lady lumps".

Is that class or what? Obviously, she is not a whore. No sirree.

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm quite flattered that all these anonymous star-knowers find our insightful commentary important enough to flame.

We're famous!

n.v. said...

Melinda June is right. Anonymous is Fergie the Male Delicious Tranny with an Internet connection.

In the words of Austin Powers: That's a mannnn, man!

Jake's Mom said...

I guess I don't listen to the right radio stations. Now I'll have to YouTube "My Humps" Thanks Mindy. I am so stuk in the 60's.

And Anonymous, if you're such a star buddy why hide your identity?

Dale said...

After you watch Fergie's version, check out Alanis Morrissette's send up. It's pretty funny if a bit long.