Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Country night

I love country music so I'm hoping I will enjoy tonight. I think Martina McBride is gorgeous... I just hope she is honest with the contestants.

Here we go!

Phil: It sounded pretty good, but not a lot of umph in his moves... I would rather see some dancing or movement instead of walking around the audience. That was one of his best performances though. A lot better than the last few weeks.

Jordin: Martina is HARD to sing... After that performance Melinda better watch out! That was amazing! Amazing. I don't care what your age is, if you sing like that you deserve to be a star.

Sanjaya: Tonight is the doo-rag look. My hubby says he looks like Chaka Khan on crack... I think he looks worse. Like Justin Guarini in "To Kelly From Justin". Yeah that bad. But not as bad as this song; or the scrunched up, constipated look on his face when he sings. He just sucks and how dare he try to do Bonnie? She should kick. his. ass. That was AWFUL!

LaKisha: Good song for her. Shows her vocals, emotions, and connection to the lyrics. I thought she was slipping last week, and she may still be on the downhill slide. She didn't hold that all important note; she also sounded a little garbled... but I think she did a fine job, but she's done better.

Chris: Now -- I am a HUGE Rascall Flatts fan. HUGE. He needs to stop RIGHT now. He has the nasally vocals of Gary, but he can't hold a candle. Very pitchy. The chorus sounding OK... I can give him that, but the rest of it was bad. Bottom two.

Melinda: Do I need to say anything? I think you will all know what I have to say. Fantastic, fabulous, wonderful, marvelous... I have nothing more. Give her the title. Period. I was glad to see Simon tell her to lose the "surprise" look all the time. That is her only issue. She needs to realize she is a champion and stop looking so shocked when people tell her so.

Blake: Sounded a little pitchy. Not his best performance. May be in trouble.

My hubby's picks for the bottom two: Chris and LaKisha. I say ditto....

I REALLY want Sanjaya to go home, but I have a feeling he won't. He will stay until Phil and Chris are gone... at least.


BeckEye said...

For some reason, I'm having faith in humanity this week and predicting that Sunjaya is done. Oh please, let it be so.

Coaster Punchman said...

I'm glad you, Jake's Mom and I are united in Melinda worship.

Anonymous said...

Ok Dumbass, exactly where did you see "Chaka Kahn on Crack"?[doubting it]

...and "From Justin To Kelly" [doubtful as well]...

Your comparison was rude and disrespectful.

Melinda June said...

Listen, Sanjaya. We hate you. You should consider "Chaka Kahn on Crack" a compliment, you freak. You want respect? Fucking learn to sing.

Marni said...

OK... "Anonymous" how about having some balls and let us know who you are? I don't appreciate being called a dumbass one little bit by someone that can't respect someone else's opinion.

Kiss my ass.

Coaster Punchman said...

Oooh, this is getting good. Do you think you were actually flamed by Sangaya himself???

One time on my blog I said something nasty about Robert Downey Jr. and I got majorly flamed by an anonymous reader. I checked site meter to see if I had a clue who it might be, and the hit came from a Google search for RDJ. I still wonder if it was RDJ or a close relative doing searches to kick ass on people who dissed him.

Consider yourself honored.

Marni said...

I would love to be flamed by RDJ... just sayin'!

I just don't get why "anonymous" chose my comments to flame on... they were NOTHING compared to some of the others.

Oh, well. Doesn't bother me. I think it's funny that someone wants to stick up for him that much. I mean... the kid truly sucks and doesn't deserve to be in competition with the others on the show... Chris, Phil and Blake included.

Dale said...

Maybe, like Sanjaya's, Anonymous' balls haven't dropped yet either?

And Chaka Khan on whose crack?

I'm confused by all the flaming.

Coaster Punchman said...

I know Marni - if Sangay (or his flaming supporter) gets wind of any of NV's comments, this whole blog may be shut down!

BeckEye said...

I'm jealous! I've said much worse things about Sunjaya and he hasn't flamed my blog!! What the hell? I bust my ass making fun of him and this is the thanks I get. How rude and disrespectful of him. It's like something Chaka Khan would do. If she were on crack.