I watched the elimination round on Wednizzday night while stone cold sober. Thanks for your concern.Anyone else glad to see Sarver go? I really resent the hardcore American Pie contestant they bring on each year. They are usually so in-your-face ordinary that the only obvious explanation for their presence is that they fill a Token requirement.
He should count his hillbilly blessings that he's at least going on tour -- they make money on tour, right? More money for OxyContin. And he can foot the bill for the rape kit when things get out of hand at the next family reunion.
Chivalry is not dead.
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I kinda liked that galoot. I went over to his church's website to see a video of him trying not to foam at the mouth during some service he was singing at. Apparently he's the musical director of some Kristian-sounding church in Texas. I scoured their website in search of evidence that they want to exterminate the gays, but alas, found nothing remotely disturbing on that front. Maybe they're ok after all? Naaah, it is Texas after all. I guess down there some things are assumed to the extent that they need not even be mentioned.
Kill the pig! Spill his blood! Bash him in!
Why did you put a picture of Steve Wozniak up next to this post?
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