Friday, March 27, 2009

(S)Hit, (S)Hit, (P)Ass

Has anyone ever watched it stoned? It's infinitely more grotesque, trust.

Unfortunately, I have to admit that Lambert cleans up nice. He looked like a lesbian on her way to City Hall for a civil union. Cold cuts and non-alcoholic beer would be served at the reception.

I'd recap, but all I remember feeling is utter terror.

7 comments:

Dale said...

I was able to watch the results show on full fast forward just to the end to see what travesty would occur. Did you know that even on FF, Ruben's excessive sweating caught my eye? Bye oil rig guy, you weren't that bad! How did the mole man end up in the bottom 3? He was good!

nv said...

Dale, who is the mole man? Gokey?

Coaster Punchman said...

Thank God you're back NV!

michaelg said...

Your assessment of the lesbian on her way to city hall is spot on. I always thought the swooping shag haircut was to hide hideous acne scars, but it seems he was showing them to us all along. He could benefit from laser resurfacing.

Please try to describe what the group numbers look like stoned. They can't be much worse than sober, can they?

Dale said...

That Giraud guy who they compare to Timberlake has a mole on his forehead that mesmerizes me. Gokey just looks like a muppet.

Melinda June said...

Well, dale, you could have been talking about Scott what since he's blind. Though you did say mole man was good, which would mean you did NOT mean Scott.

n.v. said...

Punch, thank God you allowed me back!

Michael, you're lucky I take bake requests. I'll blaze one tomorrow before the show and take a copious amount of notes, even though my motor skills are seriously compromised right after. I burned my nose once after dipping my whole face into my slowcooker to get a whiff of a cooking roast. Sometimes I don't know how deep is too deep. Know what I mean? wink

Dale, Gokey was VERY muppet-like to me last week. Prior to that performance though, I was okay with him. But realllllly was starting to hate the dead-wife angle.