Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I missed Melinda

Don't have a lot to add to the brilliant commentary already submitted on last night's show (especialy by n.v.!)

I was glad to get to watch this week for a change (new job's been kicking my arse.) Due to having given the real-life Lulu the rest of my magic pills, I suffered a slight bout of insomnia Monday night and only slept two hours. Which means that I was nodding off by the end of my first appletini last night.

I did manage to suffer through a few abominations, such as Stephanie Edwards. What the hell was she doing up there, singing or going into labor? I haven't heard that much grunting since my last visit to a swine farm.

I don't know why the hell those judges were drooling all over Blake. Yeah, the kid is cute and all, but for cripe's sake, I've heard more pleasing sounds come out of a down syndrome baby holding a rusty kazoo.

I used to like Gina, but she didn't impress me last night. And while Chris Richardson may have lovely blue eyes, his annoyingly nasal tone reminds me vaguely of the teacher's voice on the Charlie Brown cartoons. Bwa bwa bwaaa bwaaaaa...

Then, after promising George I would just lay my head down for two minutes during the last commercial, I nodded off and missed both Chris and Melinda. I was especially waiting for Melinda - I figured she would have made the rest of the torture worth my while. Now I'll have to log on to that infernal AI website later today to try to catch it. Unless someone has already You Tube'd her.

CP

10 comments:

Bluez628 said...

I wonder if someone You Tube'd the crying girl. What was THAT all about? Paula should have shared her meds with that kid.

Anonymous said...

of course someeone youtubed that girl. she's sure to be an internet sensation. agreed on blake. he's a subpar singer but shut up with the beatboxing crap already. i can't people are so easily eating that shit. i'm gonna go listen to my fat boys album now.

Tanya Espanya said...

I had to call Dale last night when I saw that Ryan Seacrest make the 'pulling his wiener' motion...Of course, I was a couple of minutes ahead of Dale, and I waited on the phone for him to catch up (sounds like some phone sex thing)...anyway, I hope that is on Youtube...no one else going to comment on it? I'm the only juvenile?

At any rate, I love reading all the posts on this blog.

i heart u all.
i was the crying girl in the audience.

Go sangayanalraypa!

Dale said...

The reason I was behind was that Tanya kept calling so I had to keep pausing the PVR. I've changed my phone number, this shouldn't happen again.

Bluez628 said...

LMAO you guys! I DID see that Tanya, but since no one else said anything, I , I, well I didn't wanna be the one to bring it "up" first....

Coaster Punchman said...

I missed that one. Damn!

Tanya Espanya said...

Okay, here's the link to the Youtube, let's see if it works. I'm getting grief from them when I try to post the video clip on my blog...(grrr Blogger!).

Bluez, bring it up indeed! :)

Dena said...

Punch, who is George, your boyfriend?

You know, I finally put my smelly finger on what's bothering me about all (most of) the contestants this season -- we're in whichever week and I don't know all of their names. They're just so bad and boring.

As far as I'm unconcerned, this is a Melinda/Lakisha contest and Lakisha will win. Melinda's too much of a phony twat to win, nevermind that big beautiful voice.

n.v. said...

Thanks for the nod, Punch :) Your approval means the world to me.

Coaster Punchman said...

Ha! Yes NV, George is the better half. He actually got me started on all this AI crap during Season One, because he had seen one of the early audition shows and said "hey, look at this funny show where they make these bad singers perform!" Worst mistake he ever made.