Wednesday, March 08, 2006

I sing the songs... (by George)

I sing the songs that make the whole world sing,
I wear the thongs that make your eyes really sting,
I sing the songs that make the dawgs make poop,
I wear the thongs and sing the songs,
I am music, and I wear the thongs______

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1 comment:

Coaster Punchman said...

Min, I'm not sure George is taking this seriously. Should we kick him off the panel?