Thursday, April 12, 2007

How did we end up here?

Remember the first posts this season, when we were all complaining about how bad the guys sucked and that a lot of the gals were great? Well now we have 4 guys and only 3 gals, folks. Democracy seems to working about as well at American Idol as it did during the 2000 presidential "elections." I'm beginning to smell a rat. Or was that just Sangaya forgetting to wash his hair?

(Bad joke. No gay man would ever let his hair get that dirty.)

Speaking of Sangaya, I liked his little remark about having some sort of private meeting with J-Lo, and not telling Marc Anthony about it. What is he proposing to do with her, swap makeup secrets?

My beloved Melinda is still safe, which is really all I care about at this point. I'm thinking I'd like to see her go head to head with Blake and then kick him in the pants. I don't think Blake is a singer at all, but I do kinda like the kid. Not even sure why. He's not even cute, really. Just something about him. Maybe it's that bukake film we saw him in last week.



Jake's Mom said...

Unless Sany is in denial.
Melinda must win or I'll have to go back to therapy...well I'm still there but at least I would have a new subject. :):):):)

n.v. said...

Blake and Melinda would have to go head to head since the neck-in-neck race would be impossible seeing as how Melinda doesn't even have a neck.

n.v. said...

I love you madly for mentioning bukkake.

BeckEye said...

You mean 3 guys, 3 gals and 1 neuter.