Thursday, April 12, 2007

How did we end up here?

Remember the first posts this season, when we were all complaining about how bad the guys sucked and that a lot of the gals were great? Well now we have 4 guys and only 3 gals, folks. Democracy seems to working about as well at American Idol as it did during the 2000 presidential "elections." I'm beginning to smell a rat. Or was that just Sangaya forgetting to wash his hair?

(Bad joke. No gay man would ever let his hair get that dirty.)

Speaking of Sangaya, I liked his little remark about having some sort of private meeting with J-Lo, and not telling Marc Anthony about it. What is he proposing to do with her, swap makeup secrets?

My beloved Melinda is still safe, which is really all I care about at this point. I'm thinking I'd like to see her go head to head with Blake and then kick him in the pants. I don't think Blake is a singer at all, but I do kinda like the kid. Not even sure why. He's not even cute, really. Just something about him. Maybe it's that bukake film we saw him in last week.

Love,
CP

4 comments:

Jake's Mom said...

Unless Sany is in denial.
Melinda must win or I'll have to go back to therapy...well I'm still there but at least I would have a new subject. :):):):)

Narrator said...

Blake and Melinda would have to go head to head since the neck-in-neck race would be impossible seeing as how Melinda doesn't even have a neck.

Narrator said...

I love you madly for mentioning bukkake.

BeckEye said...

You mean 3 guys, 3 gals and 1 neuter.