Phil Stacey makes my vagina clamp like Shylock's fabled fist, so I was really sorry to see Haley go. But she's a whore with nice legs and will probably earn a nice living blowing rich Mexicans back in Texas.
And Jennifer Lopez's punctuational laughter is fucking annoying. I can't wait until she dies in some kind of jet wreck.
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Tanya, I was gonna comment on Sangina, but he makes my gooey holes shiver with disgust. I can't even bring myself to think about him anymore.
I can't belieeeeve you're Canadian, Tanya. I love you now.
I just wanna knock his Crest whitening striped teeth out. My gooey holes have dried up.
"The Sanjaya-hating had reached monolithic proportions and if last night can quell some of that venom, then that's good for everyone."
That is, as long as Sanjaya doesn't win the whole thing.
(Which could happen.)
This show sucks ass this year...
NV, I keep meaning to tell you that I crush you with my love.
I've been to your site (courtesy Dale) and I get so caught up in reading that I forget to comment!
I'll go over there now and comment.
All this talk of gooey holes is making me thirsty.
The only thing better than J-Ho's punctuational laughter is the vein in Julia Roberts' head that pops up whenever she does her fake laugh thing in every fucking movie she's slept her way through.
J-Ho will strangle herself on one of Marc's chin hairs.
Dale, love the comment re: Julia's vein. You're so dead-on-balls kee-rect.
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