My blogging pals on Idolatry, you are seriously dropping the ball here. I simply cannot believe no one has yet come to the damning realization I am ready to utter. I am neither very creative nor observant, so I just don't understand how this universal truth could have escaped this entire blog circle.
Danny Gokey is nothing but an imitation of Michael Bolton. And a poor one at that.
I never would have dreamed there could exist such a thing as a worse Michael Bolton. But thanks to the graces of both the good Lord and Danny's dead wife, there is.
I hereby christen AI's most annoying contestant ever, Danny Bolton Gokey.
3 comments:
Hear, hear!! Good call, CP!
Excellent call, much more excellent than Danny will ever be!
My god. That is EXACTLY right. Remember that one time, in Memphis, when I was attacked in the BB King's ladies room by women fresh from a Bolton concert at the Pyramid? That sucked. And so does Danny.
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