Wednesday, May 06, 2009
How can I be the first to realize this?
My blogging pals on Idolatry, you are seriously dropping the ball here. I simply cannot believe no one has yet come to the damning realization I am ready to utter. I am neither very creative nor observant, so I just don't understand how this universal truth could have escaped this entire blog circle.
Danny Gokey is nothing but an imitation of Michael Bolton. And a poor one at that.
I never would have dreamed there could exist such a thing as a worse Michael Bolton. But thanks to the graces of both the good Lord and Danny's dead wife, there is.
I hereby christen AI's most annoying contestant ever, Danny Bolton Gokey.