Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Double rats

Not one week after I begged for the demise of Titsiana-del-Loco and Danny-Dead-Wife, both of them come out as the top performers of the night.

This first night of voting might have been the absolute worst night of Idol ever, outside of an audition show, of course. Of the twelve contestants, I'd say only about five of them were on pitch, and pretty much every performance was a complete snoozefest. Mind you, these twelve contestants aren't the only talent for the year, therefore it's too early to say if it's going to be a good season. And I still think that Stephen Fowler, Ricky Braddy and Anoop-Dawg would be good finalists, but I don't think any of them are going to make it off this show unless they are let in as wild cards. But when you've got that Stevie Wright singing karaoke and that Casey Carlson doing a Sarah-Palin wink with an Elaine Bennis thumb dance, well, the season is NOT getting off to a good start.

The one GOOD thing to come from the night: Jackie Tohn has earned a worthy nickname...thanks to those nasty spandex pants, for the remainder of the season she will be known as Jackie 'Toe. (Yes, CP, it WAS Taco Night on American Idol. Perhaps there is a new sponsorship deal in the works.)

I text-voted for Anoop and Titsiana. I know. I suck.


BeckEye said...

I voted for Tatiana too. And I know I suck. Someone please tell Michael Johns. Maybe he'll finally return my calls.

And just because I need to say it as often as possible, I fucking hate Jackie.

Melinda June said...

I'm with you, BeckEye, and I don't even know someone who looks like her. It's just HER. She really, really annoys me.

Coaster Punchman said...

I guess I won't be able to log on and look at your posts until after I watch. I'm 3 hours behind y'all. Y'all suck.

Dale said...

I love Tacky Jacky because I look just like her.

Melinda June said...

I thought that outfit looked familiar.