Wednesday, May 09, 2007

He was hung like one, but I couldn't get past the teeth

Oh my GOD!!! I just watched, in horror, as Barry Gibb attempted to recapture his youth by trying ( in vain) to recreate the infamous Bee Gee falsetto voice. What is up with those horrid false teeth??? This is the same man who used to make me positively swoon? Painful, pathetic and sad are just a few adjectives that come to mind. As Simon is wont to say, "It was positively dreadful, like a really bad karaoke singer." Barry, wake up and smell the Efferdent. Sometimes, ya just CAN'T go home again.

Nurse Ratchet

12 comments:

Dale said...

Haha, I was thinking about PoliGrip throughout the whole performance. The see through shirt was classy though.

Anonymous said...

hah ai love the beegees as much as any girl brought up in the 70s & 80s but damn did I snort hysterically at that performance. maybe it was the sparkling wine but still... not good.

Anonymous said...

i'm also really disappointed that kiki is going home. blake deserved the boot hard core

Marni said...

I just wanted him to put on a shirt where you couldn't see his nipples.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Coaster Punchman said...

The fact that Barry and his falsetto ever made you swoon gives me pause.

n.v. said...

Blake deserved more than a boot home. He deserved my metal-spiked fist up his ass a few hundred times. I want to stab his stupid, lipless mouth!!!!

n.v. said...

And fuck all y'all: Barry Gibb is God. I am, yes, a woman in love. I want those big plastic chiclet teeth to tear my clit to pieces.

Nurse Ratchet said...

*Will never again buy Chiclets*

n.v. said...

lol

I'm gonna buy chiclets and pour them into my undies.

Nurse Ratchet said...

Cool!! They're cheaper than douche

n.v. said...

I douche with battery acid. It's how come I stay in a good mood.

Nurse Ratchet said...

n.v. you should't spill your secrets....soon we'll ALL be using battery acid and be happy go lucky like you!!