I've got it! This year, Simon and the gang are looking for the new Winehouse/Feist/Duffy/Adele sound-alike to cash in on the husky voiced soulstress craze. This is going to really annoy me.
And FYI to trampy Mormon girl in the layered wife-beaters: Just because you had a baby, it does NOT follow that you can now be the American Idol. If that were true, that chick in California that just birthed eight would totally kick your sorry ass.