Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Scramiele!

When Ryan said to Ramiele "you can stand here proudly" I half expected her to say "but I am standing". She won me with that Dusty Springfield number back in the early 90s when this season started but lost me shortly afterward. Bye bye baby.

Good to know that whoever's in charge of Brooke's microphone is now also on Dolly Parton's payroll. Dolly, you know I love ya but if you wouldn't mind? Shut the hell up!! It's only an hour show!

Who says there isn't anything more terrifying than David Cook's half formed twin forehead? That 3 man string band ruined This Little Light Of Mine with their crazy pickin' and lack of grinnin' and neither Jesus or I will ever forgive them for it. I also believe the singer was wearing David's old bangs.

I remain impressed that the only person rolling their eyes through those awful Brady Bunch song and dance numbers the 'kids' are forced into seems to be me. That said, 9 to 5 may have been their strongest yet. I enjoyed the shilling for Ford commercial too so I'm not sure what that says about me. You'll think of something.

If I could fast forward, I'd dump Syesha, David Artichokeletta, GoldiDreadlocks and put the rest of them in a cage to see what happens.

5 comments:

BeckEye said...

I thought that "Jesus and Gravity" was going to be some kind of tongue-in-cheek song about how Dolly's boobs will eventually reach her knees, because that's how she was made and that's how gravity works. But I guess a good plastic surgeon trumps Jesus and gravity every time.

Dale said...

That Jesus is so busy! When he's not taking the wheel from Carrie Underwood, he's knocking at Dolly's two doors down!

Bluez said...

I bet Jesus helped make that coat of many colors too.

Coaster Punchman said...

Poor Dolly. Did you guys see that documentary about people who are obsessed with Dolly? Will someone please take me to Dollywood?

Dale said...

I will totally go to Dollywood, I love cheese! It's good for you.