Wednesday, May 24, 2006

The Crack Whore knows Katharine!

I just got the worst news. Last night I called my friend Greg (aka "the Crack Whore") in Los Angeles, just to say "hi" and to make sure he'd be voting for Taylor. He didn't pick up, so I left a message.

This morning I found a message from him on my cell phone.

"Hello dawling, it's Greg, and I'm very sorry to have to report to you that I am indeed a Katharine fan, because I know her-- and she's actually really nice."


This situation is even worse than I thought.

1 comment:

Melinda June said...

Tell Greg he's high. He was in that dance album commercial...surely if he actually knew her he'd help her with her arhythmic gyrations.