Wednesday, May 09, 2007

He was hung like one, but I couldn't get past the teeth

Oh my GOD!!! I just watched, in horror, as Barry Gibb attempted to recapture his youth by trying ( in vain) to recreate the infamous Bee Gee falsetto voice. What is up with those horrid false teeth??? This is the same man who used to make me positively swoon? Painful, pathetic and sad are just a few adjectives that come to mind. As Simon is wont to say, "It was positively dreadful, like a really bad karaoke singer." Barry, wake up and smell the Efferdent. Sometimes, ya just CAN'T go home again.

Nurse Ratchet

9 comments:

Dale said...

Haha, I was thinking about PoliGrip throughout the whole performance. The see through shirt was classy though.

Anonymous said...

hah ai love the beegees as much as any girl brought up in the 70s & 80s but damn did I snort hysterically at that performance. maybe it was the sparkling wine but still... not good.

Anonymous said...

i'm also really disappointed that kiki is going home. blake deserved the boot hard core

Coaster Punchman said...

The fact that Barry and his falsetto ever made you swoon gives me pause.

Nurse Ratchet said...

*Will never again buy Chiclets*

Narrator said...

lol

I'm gonna buy chiclets and pour them into my undies.

Nurse Ratchet said...

Cool!! They're cheaper than douche

Narrator said...

I douche with battery acid. It's how come I stay in a good mood.

Nurse Ratchet said...

n.v. you should't spill your secrets....soon we'll ALL be using battery acid and be happy go lucky like you!!